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~ she/her ~ twenty-two year-old grandma ~ Scorpio ~ horse girl ~ vintage and historical fashion hoe ~ ballet ~ food ~ way too many fandoms ~ art ~ music ~ fur babies ~ needlework ~ mental health ~ super awkward ~ badly attempting to be more sustainable ~ basically this blog is my hellish brain ~
So I’m guessing we’re all growing old with each other on tumblr.
Old friends senior blog sanctuary
I just want to get dicked down again =/
everyone should wear dresses and skirts with a really high slit in the leg more. they give you plenty of room to move around. you can easily reach the dagger strapped to your thigh while wearing one. and of course they're hot as fuck and look incredible on anyone but that's a given. what's not to love.
(whispering to the flight attendant) fantastic... very helpful. i've noticed you're wearing the same clothing as several other people... why is that
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This is a fucking dinosaur?
PLEASE BE FAKE.
Watch out bro... next thing you know I’m gonna be peeling an orange and sharing it slice by slice with you
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